What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.