What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.