Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.