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Where do geneticists store vegetables?
In the CRISPR drawer
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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?
Fo' chisel.
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Where do pirates store their files?
On their RRRRRRR drive.
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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?
Beets me.
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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?
Mrs Hawking
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