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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.