What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.