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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!