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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.