What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.