What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.