What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence