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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it