What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair