What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.