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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....