What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...