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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.