What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.