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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.