What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.