What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.