What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.