What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.