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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.