What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.