What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.