How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.