How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.