How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday