Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.