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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!