Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Because he thought he was melting.
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Shanghai
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.