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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it