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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)