What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell