What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"