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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.