What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell