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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.