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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.