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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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A rental car can go anywhere

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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You have diafetus

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Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Put sheet music in front of him

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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You boil the hell out of it

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell