What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank