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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank