What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell