Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror