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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.