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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.