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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk