What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.