What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone