What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea