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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.