What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course