What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.