What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course