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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course