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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Hippocampus Jokes More Hippocampus Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.