What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Compound interest

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Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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A Forgoat.

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I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!