How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.