How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.