How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.