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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Spring Training Jokes More Spring Training Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.