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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Spring Training Jokes More Spring Training Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.