How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.