How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their f...

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"