Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems