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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!