What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.