What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.