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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.