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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?