What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.