What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.