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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.