Player: I finished it in three days!
He bowled long hops!
Their GPA drops
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Check, mate.
Because they spend years at sea.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
The players dribbled all over it!
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?