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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!