What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.