What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!