Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Force Awakens Jokes More Force Awakens Jokes

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.