Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan