Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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It's on the front page

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The corner, it's 90 degrees.

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You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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By reposting it every week!

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week