Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
The posters.
The posters
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
At the army surplice store.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
They always miss the shot
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
No, seriously, I want to know.
Because they don't want the siren to die.
