Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Rtwoxchromosome Jokes More Rtwoxchromosome Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.