Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
The posters.
The posters
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Because the Force Awakens
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Sneakers.
Mariguana.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Remove the w
Removed
For me it's three weeks.
I pented just last week.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
