Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.