What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.