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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.