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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.