What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!