Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!