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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!