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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!