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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!