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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.