Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.