Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.