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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!