How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood