What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!