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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Weak Jokes More Weak Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!