What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!