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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!