What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!