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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.