Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.