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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.