Doctor
His medical license was doctored.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Wow you looked shocked.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
Boot Camp
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The hippocampus.