What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!