Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!