Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

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What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.