Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why did the Native American hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal