Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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CELINE WUT R U DION

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Nine months.

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The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!