Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged