Dr. Jokes

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag