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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Med School Jokes More Med School Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout