Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!