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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Med School Jokes More Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!