Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!