Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Med School Jokes More Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal