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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Med School Jokes More Med School Jokes

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout