What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!