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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family