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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!