What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family