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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.