Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

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The operating system

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?