Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!