Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank