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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.