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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."