Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.