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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon