Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.