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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

University Jokes More University Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Hippopotamus Jokes More Hippopotamus Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Hippocampus Jokes More Hippocampus Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.