What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Hippopotamus Jokes More Hippopotamus Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

Hippocampus Jokes More Hippocampus Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.