What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.