What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!