What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!