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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.