What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Miami Jokes More Miami Jokes

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!