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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Miami Jokes More Miami Jokes

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!