What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!