What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!