Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it