Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Orlando Bloom.

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B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.