Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Orlando Bloom.
None attended the University of Miami.
They'll tell you.
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Crocs
He didn't have a Gar
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Build a house next to it.
Ewe haul.
A dead centipede.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
Tenish.
He's not a mourning person
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
Russell
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
It was a bad habit.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
