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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'