Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'