Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son