What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!