What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!