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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son