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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son