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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!