What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!