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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son