What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!