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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.