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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas