Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.