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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas