Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.