Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!