What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.