What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.