What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.