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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!