What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial