What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.