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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd