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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25