How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.