How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side