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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this