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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!