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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.