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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.