It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Boooooooooooooots
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
His shirts get all winkly.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
It's a Taurus!
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Don't poop where you scoop.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Baguette and tag it.
