It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Because they're pirots!
Neither can wear pants
Tell them to take off their hats
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Astronaut-----
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
Baguette and tag it.