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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.