What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.