What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.