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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?