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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.