What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.