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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.