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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.