What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

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Ssh bby is ok

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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I have Grey Poupon me

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour